Oh great, what's new? Bet that's what you guys would say eh? It was all over my MSN nick. Oh yeah. But i just can't get over it ya? so bear with me. Yes! Loads of complaints. People digging their noses in public. Happily rubbing the PRECIOUS LIL' DIAMOND they have so pain staking dug out from a 100000000000 metre deep mine to core of Earth, between the fingers, as if to cool the rock from the heat of it's molten state. DAMN! STUPID SINGAPOREANS! STOP DIGGING IN PUBLIC AS IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW! PLEASE!! For humanity... God save our kind.
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Oh yeah. What's the most most precious thing to a man when he has, like 5 hours of waiting, ahead of him? You? I really wouldn't know. Well at the very fateful day, it was the newspaper i just bought and haven't read. Place: Orchard Yoshinoya. Time: 1530 (approx.)
OPERATION 'PISSED ME OFF'
Happily arrived. Crowded place. Hungry. HEY! A two-seater. Great! Went over. Left my papers on it to "chop seat".
Happily returned with tray.
*Lightning. Thunder! Lo and Behold! WHERE THE **** IS MY PAPER?! And why is the freaking table occupied?*
*oh well maybe the aunty cleared it.*
Took a seat nearby. Place cleared up quite a bit by now. Looks at couple (note: WITH CHILD) beside my "original" table.
Lady of couple shifted the newspaper which was clearly in sight, Well MY SIGHT, down to "Not so in sight".
HEY! hmm... *suspicious*
Soon the couples' eyes were darting at my scrutiny. Hmm... A**H***s THEY F***ING "Stunned" my paper! In anger, I had no mood to swallow the so yummy looking food on the table. (I always thought i had anger management problems)
Plan: Haunt them mentally. And made sure it lasted.
(Well people don't be this mad like me... ya?)
Step 1) Eat not a single bit of your meal and stare at them the whole way. Occasionally staring the baby as though saying, " Yeah take my paper. I'd take your kid." (You don't see me taking your kid just because he is unattended DO YOU?!)
Step 2) As they are about to leave, pushed tray to one side. Get ready.
Step 3) They stood up to leave. Oh yeah. You'd probably guessed it. I stood up. Said nothing and follow. (Still fuming...)
Step 4) Couple got worried. (They hell knew the reason. So they looked at the papers and kept it in the pram, AWAY FROM SIGHT) A**H***s. Oh yeah, Hell of a time i gonna give ya~ *following*
Step 5) Couple got worried. Kept going in circles. *Following with intention of letting them know I AM FOLLOWING*
Step 6) Guy suggested for woman to enter a shop while he waits outside, to see if I'd stop. HELL YEAH I STOPPED. 6 metres away and stared! Hoping my eyes told him," RETURN MY PAPERS OR ELSE U BLOODY 80 CENTS PAPER THIEF!" " BLOODY CHEAPSKATE SINGAPOREAN" " MY PRINCIPLES OF 'take what's yours ONLY' WILL NEVER LET YOU HAVE YOUR PEACE OF MIND YOU A**"
Step 7) Woman came out. they hurried along. *same circle.....* Oh well my anger can only last that long. I guess. Thinking I gave them enough torment for a 80 cents crime, i let it go and went my way.
Step 8) You folks probably be thinking I'm crazy. Oh well, if you can't let the papers entertain you while waiting. You gotta find SOMETHING~ Plus I hate thiefs, cheapskates, 'kiasu' people, okie... basically most Sinagporeans. What a disgrace.
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Okie much more to complain (afterall I'm Singaporean too... it's my culture to complain you know.)
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Bus service sucks. Isn't the feeder bus supposed to be the MOST convenient type of bus? Short waiting time. Ensured space to board the bus when it comes. (Unlike trunk-services) Oh god I am so wrong. They made the interchange into and air-conditioned one. But left me waiting in my NON air-conditioned bus-stop each time i leave home. Left me with my face sticking on the door of the bus each time i board the stupid bus. ALL FOR A 5 mins AIR CONDITIONED WAIT IN THE INTERCHANGE. Hell i was grateful alright... It's okie... AND NOW YOU WANT TO RAISE THE BUS FARES?! SBS they are alright.... Sickening Blood-Suckers.
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Oh well, in all due respect, Singapore is still a nice place to live in. Considering the resources we have, the size of the country, the rate we're growing, the government have done a fairly good job. The comfort we have in this cot is still greatly thanked for. Nonetheless, I still have wanna say, " Singapore, great as it is, STILL SUCKS IN MANY WAYS." Guess it's inevitable that perfection do not exist. Oh well, it IS my nature and my culture to complain anyway.
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(Signed out~ Dem)
