Saturday, April 29, 2006

Shake it mama shake it.

I am a bad-ass screwed up nonsensical lame bloke.

I just painted my shoe!!! WAHAHAHA and i am missing my old shoe already.

I din wash my shoe before painting, leading to a hybrid of old and new colors. Dirty faded white with new paints. Lol!

Friday, April 28, 2006

Policies implemented to prolong marriage.

CPF is an extremely good tool. Economics aside, such as a tool to control exchange rates, it has another main purpose too. It prolongs marriage! Given the modern day mentality about marriage and divorce, loyalty and infidelity, CPF is an extremely good tool.

I shan't talk about girls now. Unfaithful wives commonly report by TNP nowadays are NOT the issue here. Why? Cause girls ain't need no money to go shopping for a fling. YES! I AM talking about straying husbands. Imagine a paid man without CPF, where will the extra money go? Wahaha. More facial? More clothes? More manicure? More cars?

So by removing a portion of the pay monthly, the government is helping you keep your partners in check! Thank the brilliant people who thought of this.

But..... as the chinese saying goes, " If it's trouble, you can never avoid it." That explains the recent high tourism rate to Batam, esp OLD sg-reans Ah peks who just withdrew their CPF, as though a hungry lion released from its chains, ROAR!!!!! FRESH meat....

Next thing you know, disease....or....wife finds out about affair.... lalala~ BACKIE to square One~~


.D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

.V.I.O.L.E.N.C.E.

.M.U.R.D.E.R.

Viola~ More news for the beloved TNP.

[Alternative: Remove CPF. Wives found out early in marriage, after a while of constant "Straying Hubby Syndrome", IMMUNE. Marriage stays. Divorce rate low.]

(Hahaha I must be mad.... to think of such mindless crap)

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

I was having dinner at the coffeeshop when I thought of this.....

Imagine this scenario:
(disclaimer: the scenario is TOTALLY fictional to illustrate a point)
(cause I ain't got money to pay for a lawsuit. Wahaha)

Coke and Pepsi are 2 brands that are always compared side by side. Imagine one day, tests showed that one of the brands had an ingredient with a 95% chance of causing cancer in it. Though they are almost perfect substitutes for each other, noticing the similarity in both products, one would shun both drinks right? One would probably drink Sprite instead.

Okie look back at our political scene. This is my personal view la. The ruling party is of course PAP. All the other parties are just oppositions to me, be it SPP, SDP, SDA, WP, etc. Sometimes I feel, it's not that the opposition parties have insufficient capable candidates. Notice the stuff that some of them do before each GE, I feel that it really impacts negatively on the others. One clown will make the rest look like a fully bloomed dancing circus troop.

Moreover, the issues raised by them...haiz. Sometimes you see that the water has black bits in it, but you'd drink it anyway, knowing you will not die from it. As the main purpose is to quench your thirst, I would drink it anyway, since it's doing its job. Unless I get a can of 7-up, then I will have it over that water. Okie. Crap. I do hope to get some 7-Up soon. Too much plain water is a little to bland.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

I love that book. So many interesting stuff.

Quoted from the book:

An example given in The Meaning of Liff, by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd, describes encounters in corridors. Corridors are a new invention. Passing someone involves approaching them directly, which Palaeolithic man sees as threatening. Getting past them means invading their personal space, which Palaeolithic man sees as provacative. And are they friend or stranger? Palaeolithic man would never let them on to his territory without a fight. Adams and Lloyd outline a strange etiquette which has evolved in the company corridors:

- Corriearklet (n.) : The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognise each other and immediately pretend they haven't. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor.

- Corriedoo (n.) : The crucial moment of false recognition in a long passageway encounter. Though both perople are perfectly well aware that the other is approaching, they must eventually preted sudden recognition. They now look up with a glassy smile, as if having spotted each other for the first time, (and are particularly delighted to have done so) shouting out 'Haaaaaalllllloooo!' as if to say 'Good grief!! You!! Here!! Of all people! Well I never. Coo. Stop me vitals, etc.'

- Corrievorrie (n.) : Corridor etiquette demands that once a corriedoo has been declared, corrievorrie must be employed. Both protagonists must now embellish their approach with an embarrassing combination of waving, grinning, making idiot faces, doing pirate impressions, and waggling the head from side to side while holding the person's eyes as the smile dips off their face, until with great relief, they pass each other.

- Corriecravie (n.) : To avert the horrors of corrievorrie, corriecravie is usually employed. This is the cowardly but highly skilled process by which both protaganists continue to approach while keeping up the pretence that they haven't noticed each other - by staring furiously at their feet, grimacing into a notebook, or studying the walls closely as if in a mood of deep irritation.

- Corriemoillie (n.) : The dreadful sinking sensation in a long passageway encounter when both protagonists immediately realize they have plumped for the corriedoo much too early as they are still a good 30 yards apart. They are embarrassed by the pretense of corriecravie and decided to make use of the corriedoo becuase they felt silly. This was a mistake as corrievorrie will make them seem far sillier.

- Corriemuchloch (n.) Word describing the kind of person who can make a complete mess of a simple job like walking down the corridor.

My advice : Avoid corridors. -.-

OUTING FOR 2 DAYS!

Catching up catching up~~

Went out wif Erin couzzy yesterday. Dinner and chill. I was sick, coughing more than talking. Plus I wasn't too good with strangers so I listened more. Anyway their gossip was so darn interesting I decided to gave up dcj. Hahaha. JUICY~~ ANYWAY, besides the point, I think the "We-serve-microwaved-food" restaurant SUCKED to the maximum. Ya I repeat. MAXIMUM!! In Bugis, opp. Bombers. beside the 2 jap restaurants. Starts with B. MACHIAM microwaved food. And we had to wait so long!

oh ya! The bill came in 7 secs. That was like WOW!

Den we moved on to marina square to have waffle. Not us actually. My couzzy. She wasn't really satisfied with the microwaved food. I had a smoothie and not the waffle due to the unnecessary accumulation of hidden fats during my exam study week. Had her whipped cream though. Hahaha. I LOVE~~~ whipped cream! 100% FAT!

Anyway couzzy's fren worked there, so she knew the staff. Guess what? Hahaha "give more give more"Even I, who love waffle to the max, felt like puking at the sight of this. Wahaha. REALLI alot man the fruits... SCARY. Hahaha.

Went out with Jan and Winnie today for dinner and chill also! Hahah catch up catch up~ Fuzion. Dinner at Big O! Wa the bacon wrapped chix leg damn nice. YUM YUM~ Den Galilee. Haha. Galilee damn nice. Got fairly well-priced drinks. Got tv for soccer. Got loads of *ahem* HAHHHAHA!

Oh ya. Check this ego-booster out. http://hongen.youaremighty.com/

Friday, April 21, 2006

Interesting twisted concept!

Hahah I read it in the Newpaper. Hahaha so twistedly similar to me! hahaha

Quote:
Myth: Exercise makes one live longer.

Truth: The heart can only pump the many times in one life, and exercise makes your heart pumps faster! Don't tell me you can extend your car lifespan by driving more mileage.

Wahahaha! Twisted logic for the lazy people. Excuses can always be found.

Talking about lazy people. I can't stand the red paper clip guy! ARGH! He actually traded his way up to a year's stay in a house in Phoenix, Arizona, starting from one bloody red paper clip! (Yes! The stupid NORMAL red paper clip one would have on his stupid desk!) In nine f**king months, he traded each time for something higher in value. Gawd.. I can't stand it!! Though I have to applaud his sense of marketing and the understanding of value perception. He's a 26 yr old odd job guy. Trust us slackers to come up with great ideas. HAHAHAHA! But Damn! The first trade was the dumbest la! Who would trade a pen for a paper clip! DUMB DUMB DUMB!

If you are interested to noe, oneredpaper.blogspot.com

And the media coverage! Hahaha funny things is CNN create a damn lame nusery rhyme for his trades. Hahaha.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

EXAMS ENDED!!!

Haha I am so darn relieved. My exams finally ended. I think I probably wouldn't fail any, albeit making the statement of "If i gonna bao, it's gonna be this sem." heh heh Thank goodness. The following are people I sincerely wish to thank, Anthony Thng for his summary of HE206, Winnie for her mindmaps of AB213 and BF219, Yanlin for her formula sheet of BF219, GBK and Wayne for the other BF219 formula sheet, Sebastian for answer one of my BF219 question. THANK YOU ALL!!! I seriously appreciate the help guys. I would probably be REALLI dead without the help. HAHAHA I am so so blessed to have great friends!!

I hear alot of politics and scheming acts about university students especially in NUS and also among our seniors in NTU hahaha. About their kiasu-ism and all. I even of backstabbing issues. Feeling quite blessed to be among a bunch of united good people!! All for the good of education! FIFTY CHEERS FOR NBS!!! =]

Fallen sick while studying. Been staying home to recuperate. Sian. 2 more weeks of rest before attachment at IRAS. Haiz. I am pretty disappointed. I was hoping to get a firm dealing in equity though. It's okie! I will be a private banker in the end! Any dudes whose interested in setting up a business, be sure to discuss with me ya? I might wanna be ur partner if I enjoy the biz. =]

My younger sister is really a splitting image of me man... Can't stand the resemblance.Was watching Da chang jin, when I realised one thing! Hahaha. Since the show is based in ancient Korea, one interesting fact to notice is that, the ladies do trim their eyebrows and shape it! WAHAHAHA. I didn't know that Korea was so ahead in personal grooming!

Great! I can finally pursue my hobbies now I am more or less free! heh. lalala~ Can my illness recover FAST? I feel like jogging. gyming. sailing. reading my books. drawing. ktv-ing. etc etc tce cte. WAHAHA

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Orgasm ending..

WAHAHAHA MY DOSE OF KETAMINE WILL SOON LOSE ITS EFFECT!!! YEAH!!!! WITH THE BLINK OF AN EYE! 3 PAPERS DOWN! 1 LEFT! I WILL BE FREE TOMORROW!! NO MORE STRESS! HEH! NO MORE HIGH FROM 3 DAYS 4 PAPERS! CAUSE 3 DOWN!!!! I DOUBT WILL FAIL. AS YET.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

I am so so dead...

SO SO SO DEAD~ WED THURS FRI SAT SUN!!! 5 days.... FUCK! FUCK! SCREWED!

MOS BURGER IS MY NEW HOME. CUPS OF DRINKS REPLACE MY TAP WATER....I AM SO SCREWED~~~

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Long, Moderate, Short, Practically Non-existent

I lost my mane... My crown of glory... After PA i grow back! haha My shortest hair ever since army days. Hahaha it's as though I just came out of army. Gained like 2 years plus on my age. Hahaha.

Monday, April 03, 2006

I AM A JULY DUDE~~~ HAHAHA

-------------JANUARY BABY--------------------
pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet
someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance
your personality.
----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
new and realize that you are a perfect match.
-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and
reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous
and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you
repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your
new love in 8 days.
------------------APRIL BABY -------------------
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer evryone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains. If you
repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your
eye
will introduce themself and you will realize that
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
-----------------MAY BABY -----------------
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppisite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing.
Loves
literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. Not having many
children.
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
------------JUNE BABY -------------
You've got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
and more than likely have an a very attractive
partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
that you have a massive record collection. You
have a great choice in films, and may one day
become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
will meet someone that may possibly become
oneof your closest friends, if you repost this in 5
minutes.
----------------JULY BABY --------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody
and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at
times.
Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods
about the past and the old friends. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in
the next 12 days

------------AUGUST BABY ---------------
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5
mins and you will meet the love of your life
sometime next month.
------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving,
motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins, someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.
---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the center. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will
not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost
in 5 mins & you will excell in a major event coming
up sometime this month.
---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
person possible... better than all of these other
months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to
joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to
dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows
emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.
Sensitive. [A hott new guy/girl will catch your eye
& you will catch theirs too in the next 6 days, if
you repost in 5min]

For the mother of God... YUCK WTF

For the mother of God. What the heck.

I was damn tired today, so I slept for the whole of the trip from Boon Lay to Raffles Place. By the time I boarded the North bound train at Raffles Place, I was pretty much refreshed. But little did I expected to be traumatised. DAMN!

This Chinese couple boarded at City Hall. The lady sat beside me. As there was only one seat, the guy had to stand. He was wearing an orange Le Coq Sportif sleeveless tank. He looked a little like that "Yong Bu Yan Bai" Steven Lim by the way. The lady was quite alright looking, but that's besides the point.

He was holding on the handle bars and leaning on the vertical bar for support. But I can't help but notice this black lump of bush. ARGH! CAN'T he just lean on the bar and not hold the thing?!!! NOoo~~~ SPARE MY EYES PLS~ For that I can tolerate. I know I can, given my tolerance threshold. Next thing you know, he stuck out a pose!!! *Piak forehead* I drew it out for the viewing pleasure.... WAHHAAHAH
Sorry for that drawing. Then the lady was like laughing away. Then he took out his camera phone for her to help him get a shot. FUCK! He ought to be shot! The camera had flash! Everyone turned to look. ARGH! That IS NOT THE END!

Oblivious to their surrounding, or rather, I doubt that they care, he took out a pair of shades! AND *click* goes the second shot! *piak* SAME ARMPIT HAIR POSE SOME MORE!

"Hey look guys, this is a shot of my armpit hair on the Singapore train!" Hahaha endorsing Le coq with armpit hair pose! WAHAHAHAHA. Hmm... that explains the same face as... WAHAHAHAH. Haiz. Sleeveless guys should refrain from parading armpit hair. This experience ain't as traumatizing as that auntie with long arm pit hair dangling. She was wearing sleeveless too... Haiz. HAIR!!! What a chore. Maybe there's an armpit hairdresser 3 years down the road. HAHAHA. For people to do ceramic perms or rebond their hair! Hmm.. Perfect person for endorsing the salon will definately be Ruhua. HAHHAAHA

Sunday, April 02, 2006

ARGH!!!

I was about to blog this post when I realise it's my hundredth post! My My... I sure am a talkative guy. okie wadeva. I'm not in a great mood to bitch about this anyway. My emotions are tearing up my body. "It's tearing up my heart....blah blah blah" Shan't say in detail why. I just wished I didn't stay out the whole of last Saturday night. Haiz. I should have left after watching Superband. It's okie.

ARGH! I FEEL SO BLARDEE LONELY. No solace to go to for my happiness and sadness.

"And everything I have in this world,
And all that I'll ever be
It could all fall down around me
Just as long as I have you,
right here by me"

Oh destined one where are u... I will not settle for something less!!!~ Fuck I am going mad. WAHAHAHA

219 project. 213 critique. exams . Temporary game over for dot dot dot and dot dot dot. RRRRRRRRRainforest. Hai. My post is so bloody coded.WAHAHAHAHA. Why do I keep falling into paedophilic tendencies.... DAMN

Saturday, April 01, 2006

I am addicted to dancing and drinking

I am bored. Been drinking alot lately. Went MOS last night. I like smoove~

I drink. I drink. I dance. I drink. I dance. I see wolves clowning at girls. I laugh when they fail to pick up. I dance. I drink. I send myself to oblivion. Away from stress. From work. From troubles.

I love it when the lights blind my eyes. I get lost in my own world of trance. If ecstacy wasn't harmful, it would be nice to have one once in a while.

I was stopped from ID at the entrance AGAIN. Do I look that fucking young to be rejected from a club. -.-''' I can't stand it.

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