Saturday, November 26, 2005

Hail to Murphy!!!

Murphy's Love Laws

  1. All the good ones are taken.
  2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
  3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
  4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
  5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
  6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
  7. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
  8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
  9. Nice guys(girls) finish last.
  10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
  11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Nomination by Ceci to do this.

题1:2005年,你的野心是什么
I don't have a yearly ambition. Anyway... 2005 ending.

题2:叙述你或者你想象中的最后的一次恋爱经历(限原创
Haiz only one official experience. I thank her for good memories ba. Others i shall not say. I have learned not to harbour on the past too much. The next one gonna be damn far away man.. haha

题3:如果你可以变成动漫/卡通里的角色,你想成谁,说出原
Hmmm.... Don't know. I would love to know some magic or some kung fu tho...

题5:你最后一次发自内心的笑是什么时候?
What happened to question 4??? Hmm I don't know when.. What a weird question. Do you actually remember when you last pee?

题6:你睡前最后一个念头是什么?
I don't remember either... coz i fell asleep! hahaha

题7:另一半如果出轨的话,你会怎么做
I don't know. But i think i will forgive. But if she chooses to leave me there is nothing i can do. It's not like i nvr liked someone (where she likes someone else) before....

题8:你生命中最重要的到底是什么
Everything that I am related to. My family, my friends, my future wife whom havent appear. I love them all.

题9:你最近一次感动到哭是什么时候,什么事情
Never. I never cried cause i was touched. Never felt touched before. The last time i cried was 5 years ago.

题11:你的理想伴侣是什么样的?
I don't have an ideal partner's looks or character. As long as she loves me alot. But normally it starts with me liking her. To love or be loved.... i choose the former.

题12:宇宙是什么?
I don't care about space. But last thing i heard about it... the temperature of space is falling yearly and we only have 50 years till end of world.

题13:你认为人是否真正存在念力、预感、小宇宙等超自然的能力?你拥有这种力量么
I believe in 6th sense and intuition. As for
念力, I believe it comes from love. Love is a wonderful thing.

题14:这辈子你最大的愿望是什么?必须是能实现的。
To be a multi billionaire. To marry a loving wife where we can hug all nite long to sleep and enjoy each other's warmth.

题15: 你会完全的相信他/她吗?
Yes. But i am one of low confidence, so i dun believe in myself.

题16: 自由和前途你会选择哪个呢?
Both. Financial freedom. Both.

题17:你准备什么时候结婚?
When fate wants me to. Setting a age is crap. It never comes true. I don't want to rush into a wrong relationship.

题18:有下辈子的话你做男生还是女生
Does it matter?

题19:如果可以希望明天變成怎樣的?
I don't realli care. I not going sailing.. so rain or shine don't matter. And besides the weather i dun expect other changes.

题20:太皈依自然归向让人觉得是生命中不能承之轻,太皈依理性归向终让人感觉压抑。你有没有平衡办法
WAD THE HECK IS 太皈???? enlighten me... den i shall answer.

题21:说一个你认为最美的故事。
MY story. MY life. It's the most wonderful one i have read so far. Without it, i wun see other stories.

题22:老了以后,最想过什么样的生活
I will answer this when i reach 40. You don't know when you will die. Might not grow old.

23个问题:女人多大就不算年轻了?男人呢?
Depends. Youth to me has to do with looks. So depends. Some pretty girls looks young at 30 still. So depends. Andy lau looks young too.. Maybe it's botox but who cares.

24个问题:送你一枚戒指,你会带么?戴在哪根指上
Third. Left hand. Used to my ring. But only if given by gf or bought by me. Else i wun wear.

25个问题:以后,最想住怎样的房子呢
Lodge or penthouse. In the middle of a city. With a villa by the sea for holidays. A sail boat for sailing during holidays too.

Joyce的第26个问题:谈谈你对死亡的看法。
Emptiness. I thought of it for 2 years straight and had this conclusion. Emptiness. Like a sleep without dreams.

Bean的第27个问题:你觉得积极争取和强求之的界限是什么
No limits. Limits are meant for you to overcome. As long as in the event of pursueing your dreams OR dream girl, you don't cause inconvience or irritance to others.

muse的第28個問題..... 你覺得人是不可以被理解的....
To a certain extent, but not fully understand. People change with time, memories (replaying through their minds), and experiences.

鹏的第29个问题:谈谈你最亲的人
I love my grandma the most. She is cute. Hahaha. I love her she love me! It's mutual!

儿的第30个问题:你怎样看“得不到的总是最好”这句话
Ya. But 得到要珍惜才重要. I believe things don't last forever. Treasure it while it lasts.

Timbread的第31个问题:你觉得世界上哪句名言最想废话?
HongEn Philosophy. HAHAHAHAHa.

Ceci的第32個問題:你覺得男女閒的感情,最不能忍受的是什麽?
Nothing. If you are together, you probably can accept her faults. So there is nothing left for you to detest.

My question: Can we have the questions in English? Thanks...

Not nominating people to do this... Cause no one reads my blog so no point.

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